Save the crab, man

Save the Crab!




Paid for by the Element friends of Save the Crab, a group organized by me, the rabbit, to help get Gil’s job back. This site is intended for protest purposes only, and is not meant as a sustainable food source, even as printed material, unless of course it is printed on chocolate paper. But I don’t think that has even been invented yet. But when it is, this rabbit will be first in line. Mmmm! Forgot to ask, have you hugged a woodland creature today? Put it on your "to do" list, but always let us sniff the back of your hand first. We don’t hug people with too much cologne. All rights preserved. Gil’s images, text and other stuff are the sole possession of Gil Frankenfurter. (He’s going to be mad, but we had to use his real name here, shhh!) But he freely gives all rights of usage to his fans to spread the word. By the way, I won't use your info for any weird stuff like spam about stocks or anything. We don’t roll like that. Anyway, check out this official privacy policy if you won’t take a rabbit on his word. Sorry about all the tense changes, I am a rabbit, remember. Thank you and please pinch responsibly.