Worst. Fans. Ever.

Last night, Mike Modano scored his 503rd career goal, becoming the highest-scoring American-born player in the league ever. This goal came literally moments after Stephane Robidas was sucker-punched and had to be carried from the ice on a stretcher. This is a huge deal. Modano has not only done what no American has done before, he did it all with one team. He's been a Star, and will be a Star, his whole career. And what did the trashy, classless Nashville fans do? They booed. They booed when he scored, and they booed every time he touched the puck after that. They chanted "Modano is a baby." They were, in short, horrible. What a bunch of creeps. Geez.

Our dryer is broken, our hot water heater is broken and I need two new tires. A winning lotto ticket would be nice.