My problem with doing this in the morning is that all the stuff I think about during the day is lost by the time I sit down here. My brian, I'm sorry to say, just doesn't organize things that way. I should probably start carrying a notebook around...

I told Mike that we had to go to Lowe's this weekend to buy lightsaber parts; and can you believe he ROLLED HIS EYES at me?! Some people! I suppose I'll appease him by letting him go over to EB Games...

I read a funny story the other day about these monkeys in India... well, here, you can read it...

Marijuana monkeys 20/04/2005 A gang of drunk monkeys went on a rampage through a village in India, injuring three people.
The monkeys had been boozing on liquor made of marijuana leaves, which they stole from outside the residents' huts in Baralapokhari village. Locals had been preparing the drink as part of an offering to Hindu gods for a religious festival, the Times of India reports.
Villagers fought back against the group of drunken primates with sticks and other weapons, finally managing to drive them back into the forest.
However, three people were injured in the battle and had to be taken to hospital.
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Heh...that's funny.

I don't know if I ever mentioned it, but last Thursday I opened up cereal boxes nine and ten...still no green lightsaber spoon! Seriously! I'd think they didn't really exist but for the fact that Alan got one. It's really unfair!