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If I have to press nine for Spanish, then I assume that if I stay on the line I get to hear English, right? Well, okay, than the people who hire there customer service guys need to make them talk first! I'm so tired of trying to get help from Iranians who understand English just fine but can't speak it. Mike, thank God, can understand the accent, so he's now my personal customer service go between.

We live in America. Speak American.

Speaking of which, a funny thing happened yesterday. Somehow, one of the kids managed to turn on the Spanish on the satellite. It took me forever to get the English back...